I'm back to work for today and today only. England plays again tomorrow and I really have nothing to offer the comic blogorama today except that I will now be referring to John Terry of England as The Minister of Defense. Even if he plays for Chelsea who I loathe slightly less than Manchester United, I will give him props for that goal line save against TnT. If this post is gibberish to you then you need to watch more proper football. The kind where they actually use their feet.