Oops, accidentally posted this on my other blog first - stupid dashboard, stupid no coffee yet.
Last night I went to an hour long car/US forces commercial that was filmed and acted like that Pearl Harbor movie but it ended with a great Transformers fight. Yeah, it was a stinker that would have been as bad as Pearl Harbor if it wasn't for the awesome robot fight scene. The robots are really done well and the free-way fight was totally awesome.
Otherwise it was a very long commercial for American Made Automobiles and the US Military where they eschewed standard movie protocols like "dialogue" in favor of "explaining things in excessive detail to the audience as if the actor were reading from a textbook." Which helped stink up Pearl Harbor - well it's back, en masse here.
But the robots are cool, even if you can't really tell them apart except for their colors and maybe size. If I was the age I first discovered Transformers and saw this movie I would have loved it. As an adult who just wanted to see robots punching each other I had to wait entirely too long with too many meat puppets reading textbooks at me about phosphorous ammunition - but they never explain why the Transformers actually, you know, transform (or for that matter why names like Bumblebee and Jazz are popular on Cybertron).
If you have a young son who likes the toys - go. If you like awesome 3D animation of robots - go. Otherwise, brace yourself for episode one.
2 comments:
I completely agree to your assessment of the movie, it was good for what it was, but it certainly wasn't "good".
Also, after seeing this, Armageddon and Pearl Harbor I think that Michael Bay has some type of bizarre American-Military fetish. His bathrooms are probably stacked with magazines that have centerfolds of F-22 Raptors.
Oh I'm fine with the vehicle porn, it's the reading of all the statistics. It's not limited to military equipment, the ammo is the only one I can remember explicitly.
I still don't know why they had to go to the city, except of course, it looks cool.
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