Friday, March 16, 2007

Mind Control Drugs

Okay, you're feeling a little bit tired from the constant insomnia or you've had a massive tragedy and the doctor thinks a few good nights' worth of sleep will help you out physically. Well beware my friend. It seems that certain sleeping aids have a high enough occurance of people falling asleep then getting into their cars to drive away that Canada's governing body has decided to add some stricter labels.

I knew it was only a matter of time before some mad scientist tried to use somnambulism to create an army of slaves. With people trying to cook in their sleep because of a pill they took being a side effect, are we really that far off from cricketron invasions?

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