Thursday, December 21, 2006

Four Days Until the Fat Man Arrives

If for some reason you haven't purchased all the Christmas Cheer you are required to satiate the ravenous desires of your familial unit, or a friend surprised you with homemade cookies or a bottle of chianti, then this post is for you. Yes, folks, it's my "Very Last Minute Gift Guide of Gifts You Can Buy at a Comic Book and/or Game Shop." You'll notice a lot of these images are from the Chapters website. Sorry copyright laws, I was rushed.

Let's Begin:

For Comic Book Fans of All Ages

I don't think you can go wrong with Don Rossa's The Life and Times of Scrooge McDuck or the new collections of Carl Barks Greatest Duck Tales Volumes 1 and 2. If this person should already own The Life and Times of Scrooge McDuck, then the Companion should go along nicely with the original.

For the New Reader

Have a niece, nephew or a friend with a child at the age where reading is new and a great adventure? Then I don't think anyone can ever go wrong with having some Tintin to read. Honestly, any of them are great. The series true start is Tintin in the Land of the Soviets but it's not all that relevant to today's kids and if you want to avoid some paternalistic racial stereotyping then I think The Cigars of the Pharoah is where you should begin, although there's probably some evil bedouins or something. If anyone is Scottish then Tintin and The Black Island is a must.

For the Person Getting Back Into Comics but Doesn't Know What to Buy Other Than X-men or Star Wars Comics

I think there's really two ways to go here, you can either pick up the first Essential X-men volume - uncanny or original recipe or help open their horizon. If I can assume people buying comics are anything like me then they will be creatures of habit and are suspicious of change or the unfamiliar. That means helping them get over this fear. Once a new door is opened then the healing and learning process begins. That being said, I finally purchased Manhunter and it is a truly amazing comic. I think if you're looking for a hidden gem of a comic to pass along then the first trade is the way to go.

The Comic Book Stocking Stuffer

Otherwise known as the all purpose gift. Not sure what to get someone that is quick and easy and sure to please? Pick up Issue #1 of Darwyn Cooke's The Spirit. It's a great comic that just came out so should be easy to find on the shelves. Add it to a few other single issues and you've got the gift people want to trade for at the office party.

Perfect For the Bookshelf but Won't Bankrupt You

I think these books could work for anyone, not just comic book folk. And if money isn't an issue then get the new Absolute DC: The New Frontier. Otherwise, I thinkWill Eisner's Contract With God Trilogy or New York (especially if you or they are from New York) are beautiful books that will entertain anyone. Same goes for David B's Epileptic.

For the Family Sick of Playing Monopoly

Okay, you don't hate it totally but you're tired of landing on Park Place while you don't own any of your own monopolies. Then pick up The Settlers of Catan. Yes, it's a German boardgame but it was like they took Monopoly and reduced it to the best elements. You need to wheel and deal every single turn or there is simply no way you will win. The rules are simple and the board is set up different every single time. Plus there are great little wooden bits that will remind the older men about marathon Risk sessions. This one has less killing and more jokes about having wood for sheep.

If you like the wheeling and dealing but want something a bit cheaper than Settlers, you can always pick up Bohnanza. Yes, it's about planting bean farms and it has cartoony cards but it can become extremely cutthroat if that's how your family rolls. Again, you need to trade every single turn or you can't maximize the profit of your bean farms. And who doesn't like trying to get a monopoly on Cocoa beans during Christmas? If you can get over the cutsy theme and remind everyone that they can't rearrange their cards in their hand, this is a heck of a fun game for up to 7 people.

For the Family Sick of Playing Trivial Pursuit

You can't go wrong with Wits & Wagers. In this game you can win without ever answering a trivia question correctly. That's because you bet on the other answers (they're all numerical answers) like The Price is Right - whoever is closest without going over. So all you need to know is the group playing and hedge your bets on things like "who is the most likely to know the length from nose to tail of the longest whale on record?"

For the Family Sick of Playing Scattergories

Apples to Apples is the way to go. You can get as many people as you want engaged in this game, as well as people of almost any age. One person puts down a green adjective card like "hot" and everyone plays one of the red noun cards in their hand anonymously, like Cocoa, Black Lingerie, Alfred Hitchcock, or Fried Chicken. The cards are collected and whichever one the adjective player thinks is best wins the round. And it goes around the table. There are over 1000 cards so you are unlikely to ever get the same answers or combinations. There is also a junior version for the younger people.

For the Couple

Looking for a simple distraction for two people? Then Phoenix is the way to go. It's beautiful to look at and simple to pick up but most importantly it's a heck of a lot of fun to play. You randomly draw coloured squares out of a bag and place them in a line. Then both players draw out their pawns randomly. The object of the game is to use the cards in your hand to arrange your pawns into the same order as the colour spectrum in the middle. Me and the wife have been playing this almost too much recently. We threw the scoring method out the window and just keep track of who arranged their pawns first and start the next round. Three rounds can be done in about half an hour. And the pieces are actually a treat to hold and look at.

For the Young One

I picked this one up for a five year old and he loved it. Heck me and my wife are tempted to get a copy for ourselves. It's called Tier auf Tier (Animal upon Animal) and it's sort of like Jenga in reverse. You roll a die to see how many wooden animals you stack on top of the alligator. One or two, do you choose the animal for one of your opponents or do they choose one for you? And the animals are the strangest combination I've ever encountered from the alligator base to sheep, penguins, running lizards, snakes, hedgehogs, and monkeys. The best part - once the kid goes to bed it doubles as a drinking game.

For the Risk Fan



Instead of listing games that cost a foolish amount and re-enact the entire Lord of the Rings Trilogy or WWII I'll suggest a game called Nexus Ops. It has day-glow aliens and spacemen that are trying to own a bunch of mines on a new planet. It has a modular board and really great bits and pieces. Plus the victory points elements means that games won't last the entire holiday season. Great for getting a bit of conflict out of the way.

The Stocking Stuffers



There are quite a few really cheap card games that are available for all ages. For the younger crowd there's games like Loot, about pirates, No Thanks, Coloretto, or Turn the Tide about a sinking island with poor unfortunate sheep.

For the slightly more mature there are games like For Sale where you want to become a real estate baron selling anything from a cardboard box to a space station. Or Fairy Tale where you try to disrupt other people's fantastic tales although it isn't exactly literary. And Guillotine where you try to collect the most popular heads of French nobles during the revolution. But probably the cheapest game that will get everyone around the table having fun is Bang! There's one sheriff, one Renegade and everone else is a deputy or outlaw. You collect better guns and ammo to shoot the people next to you or further down the line. You drink beer to get better and try to avoid the idiot with the TnT.

Wednesday, December 20, 2006

Wednesday's Loot - 20 December 2006

52 Week 33
Apparently in the DCU Hannuka only has 6 days and nights instead of 8. Oh well, as long as you know what a menorah is and what it more or less looks like I suppose. This isn't reality, I mean they have a crocodile dressed as Run or DMC. Otherwise I liked this issue. It was fun, what with the gifts and the return of the Suicide Squad which people seem to like. There were a few characters I couldn't identify in both the gift giving sequence and who were in the Suicide Squad. I'll troll some other blogs to find out I guess. The letter to Santa for the credits was a good touch.
I rate this comic: Another decent issue of 52.

Tuesday, December 19, 2006

Eisner for Everyone

Yesterday I read Will Eisner's New York. If there's one thing any reader can take from that book it is the understanding of why so many people gravitate towards big cities. It is the greatest and most dramatic stage for the theatre of humanity. This book is Eisner's record of all the different parts of his city. And it really is his city in many ways. Having spent the majority of his life there the stories in this collection, even the harsh and sad ones, are all presented with both a touch of pride and love. These stories feel like a man in awe and appreciation of his city in the same way a child feels about a parent.

The stories here are, in many ways, a catalogue of all the different sets and players involved in the life theatre of the city. The drama of the buildings, the windows and subway grates are all repeated motifs and backdrops. The denizens of this city are all warm yet somewhat deceitful although in a charming and almost honest manner, ironically. People drop off dates in expensive cars that turn out to be rented then we see the date leave the expensive apartment building for the subway ride home. We see countless people fall through the cracks but still with enough life force to continue to survive and a setting that allows them to exist.

As per most of the Eisner material I've read the characters seem to exist outside of time. I feel like Eisner's element was the forties and a lot of the characters seem dressed to fit that era. Not all, mind you, and there's nothing wrong with it in the least. I feel it gives the stories a more timeless quality. They could be from any time since then and to know that a lot of these stories come from the end of Eisner's career and life is simply amazing. That someone advanced in age was creating some of the most lively, energetic, beautiful and simply youthful comic books is a testament in itself to the quality of Eisner's love for the medium and his city.

If you're looking for a holiday gift for the comic lover, budding artist, art collector or person who likes neat gifts, then I highly suggest you pick this up as it will not disappoint.

Friday, December 15, 2006

Almost 13 pages

So I got a bit distracted today with actually being useful and helping with a holiday mailout. And it's only 3:30 but I'm heading out early because my wife is off early. They had their Christmas Party today and rewarded with closing early. So I'm off and I'll leave you with almost 13 pages of my Marvel Family story - Grundy Night - which I said I'd write for cheap.

It's a really rough draft at the moment so be kind with the spelling mistake pointing out and whatnot. I should finish it either this weekend or on Monday. Happy Holidays.

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PAGE ONE

P1
Open with a silhouette city skyline panel.

Caption
Gotham. October 31st.

P2
City is giving way to swamps surrounding it. This panel is a bit more zoomed in and slightly larger than first panel.

Caption
The children of Gotham go forth to reap their sugary reward.

P3
Shadowy figure draped in flowing robes is skulking through the knotted trees and vines of the swampy area. This panel will be even larger than first two and close enough to show a full body shot of the “Shadowy figure.”

Caption
While in the swampy surroundings of Gotham someone with less savory designs goes forth to reap a reward all together different.

PAGE TWO

Title and splash page

The shadowy figure is revealed to be Felix Faust as he stands in the open reading from a scroll. A bunch of pale white hands are bursting through the earth all around, unearthing the title with them.

Title: The Marvel Family in Grundy Night

Caption
Tonight, Felix Faust, will remind Gotham of its past.

Faust
Prognatus primoris dies!

PAGE 3

P1
A kid’s hand is knocking on a door

Caption
Fawcett City

P2
Looking through the now opened door we see three kids on the door step with huge smiles and holding out loot bags. Billy, Mary and Freddy are all there in costume as their superhero alter egos.

All Three Kids
Trick or Treat!

P3
Side view of a woman tossing candy into their loot bags. Mary is politely smiling at the woman, Billy is looking into his loot bag and Freddy is sort of smirking and looking into his loot bag as well.

Woman
Oh my, what a handsome bunch of Shazams.

Beat

Woman
Here you go. For being so heroic.

P4
Close up of Mary with a hand on her hip, pointing at the woman. Billy and Freddy are behind her and are either proud or embarrassed. It’s hard to tell.

Mary
We’re the Marvel Family. I’m Mary Marvel, that’s Cpt. Marvel and that’s Cpt. Marvel Jr.

Beat

Mary
Shazam is the wizard who gave us our superpowers.

P5
The kids walking towards Uncle Dudley who is waiting at the sidewalk. Mary is in a bit of a huff and the boys are on her heals.

Billy
Nice going Mary.

Mary
Adults. They’re so stupid.

Freddy
Ah, who cares? As long as they keep giving good loot they can call me Shazam until the cows come home.

P6
Mary turning on Freddy. Freddy looking sheepish and regrets incurring her wrath.

Mary
Freddy Freeman, you might not care but I want my public to know who I am.

P7
Billy looking confused and Mary now glaring at him.

Billy
Your public?

Mary
Quiet you!

P8
Uncle Dudley gathering up the kids to go on to the next house.

Dudley
Alrighty kids, are you still up for more candy?

Freddy
Oh yeah. But can we avoid those houses giving out lame fruit bars?

Billy
This neighbourhood sucks. Nobody’s giving out chips or cheesies.

Dudley
Hey, be nice.

P9
The Marvels are walking towards the reader in the panel. Uncle Dudley has his eyes closed as he reminisces but the kids are watching a girl about their age running passed them with her arms in the air screaming and crying.

Dudley
Yep, back in my day we didn’t have this sugarless candy malarkey.

Little girl screaming
NOOOOooooooooo!

PAGE FOUR

P1
Billy passing his loot bag to Freddy.

Billy
Hang on to this for me Freddy. And don’t eat my chips.

P2
Billy raising his fist in the air yelling

Billy
SHAZAM!

P3
Lightning hitting Cpt. Marvel who is floating a bit above the ground. Uncle Dudley is sitting on the ground and the rest of them are all sort of shocked.

Dudley
You should really warn a man when you’re about to do that.

P4
Cpt. Marvel holding out his hand to the crying little girl.

Cpt. Marvel
It’s okay miss. I’m here to help.

Girl
*sob* they…they…

Cpt. Marvel
Yes?

P5
Girl standing up and pointing behind Cap.

Girl
Those little demons took my candy and chased me away.

P6
Cap looking over his shoulder angry.

Cpt. Marvel
Demon scum, they’ll pay for this.


PAGE FIVE

P1
Cpt. Marvel’s feet are hovering above the ground as we see four young boys in costume digging through a loot bag. One is the devil, one is a goblin, one a werewolf and the last a vampire. Two kids are digging through the bag. One kid is chomping on his fingers in fear and the other is gob-smacked while dropping an egg to the ground.

Kid 1 digging through bag
I should get more cause it was my idea

Kid 2 digging through bag
No flipping way it’s straight four-way split.

Kid chewing fingers
Eep.

Kid dropping egg
Uh-oh.

Cpt. Marvel - Off panel
Well what do we have here?

P2
Devil kid looking up in anger as the others are scared and backing off.

Devil kid
Back off you big bull- AAARGH! Shazam!

Werewolf kid
Run Away!

P3
Cpt. Marvel cracking his knuckles looking down at the kids in tears now, as the werewolf kid has beat it into the distance with his arms over his head.

Cpt. Marvel
Looks like I’ll have to teach you demons a lesson in respect.

Devil kid
We was just checking for razorblades in the apples, Mr. Shazam, sir. Honest.

Vampire kid
Please don’t break my face.

P4
Kids all running towards the reader but away from Cpt. Marvel and in tears. Mary is yelling at the fleeing kids while she stands beside Cpt. Marvel. The Cap looks smug.

Mary
And it’s Captain Marvel, not Shazam you schmucks!

P5
Cap picking up the loot bag, looking at Mary

Cpt. Marvel
Schmucks?

Mary
Well that’s what they are, the bunch of bullies.

P6
Cap handing the loot bag back to the little girl as she’s reaching up with one hand and wiping away a tear with the other.

Cpt. Marvel
Here you go ma’am. Your sweeties are safe and sound.

Girl
*sob* Thanks sir.

PAGE SIX

P1
A much more urban setting where a bunch of demons and goblins are ripping a kid’s bags, spilling candy all over or jumping on their backs and riding them like horses.

Caption
Gotham.

SFX
Kids screaming

P2
Robin ripping a troll off a kid’s back. The troll should be elongated in a way that is simply inhuman and way too elasticy.

Robin
Every year it’s the same thing with you isn’t it?

P3
Robin throwing the troll into a demon looking kid ripping into a loot bag. The two creatures are mixing together.

Robin
You’re reduced to actually stealing candy from children.

P4
All the demons and goblins stop and look at the mess or their mixing compatriots or angrily at Robin.

Robin
I mean really Clayface, couldn’t you at least plan a jewel heist or something? Rob a bank maybe? Heck, burgle a senior’s home for a change of pace.

P5
Clayface coming together and towering over Robin.

Clayface
I happen to like free candy bird-boy.

P6
Clayface starts to shoot that clay-arm spray at Robin but is hit by some type of freezing bomb.

Robin
Predictable chump.

P7
Robin calling the police on his Robin-cycle. There’s a big nasty shadow looming behind him.

Robin
This is, uhm, an anonymous civilian tip. Robin just single handedly captured Clayface and froze him in place on Timm Street.

Radio
Can we have your name and address please sir?

Robin
Trust me. Just send someone before he’s pliable.

P8
Robin getting his clock cleaned by a white fist in a tattered sleeve.

Off panel
Grundy punch.

PAGE SEVEN

P1
Dark apartment that is chalk full of random doodads and mystic looking whatchamahoozits. There is a knock at the door.

Caption
Elsewhere in Gotham

P2
Door smashing open to reveal Solomon Grundy.

P3
Solomon picking up a hand mirror. Seeing Faust being reflected.

Solomon Grundy
Purdy.

P4
Shop that has the lights on but the shades drawn. The shop has a huge sign over top that simply states MAGIC. There should be a sign in the window that says: Closed for ‘The Gathering.’ Solomon Grundy is slumping into the frame. This one looks a bit thinner than the one who picked up the mirror.

P5
Inside the shop we see various mystic looking people sitting around a table. There is a blonde, slightly frumpy looking Zatanna costume, a fat man dressed as the Phantom Stranger, a guy in a suit and jeweled turban, and another woman in a crushed velvet dress. They should all be holding hands around a glowing ball or candle.

Woman in dress
Oh great Nero, in your night of nights we beseech that you send to us a messenger…

P6
Same panel only this time a newspaper dispenser is smashing through the window and everyone is fleeing in utter panic.

P7
We see the shop from outside as if we were walking down the sidewalk towards it. The door is being kicked open by Grundy.

P8
Grundy walking out carrying a wooden box that looks like a cross between a treasure chest and jewelry box. The woman in the dress is shaking her fist at him as she leans out the window or door.

Woman
You didn’t have to break the window and the door you big jerk!

P9
Cut back to the other people at the séance. Turbaned guy is pasted against the wall in a frozen death scream, the fat phantom stranger is passing out, the zatanna knock off is is cowering with one leg raised and both arms up in a classic “running in fear from the villain” pose.

PAGE EIGHT

P1
Cpt. Marvel back amongst his group and looking proud.

Caption
Fawcett City

Freddy
I guess you didn’t need any backup this time, huh?

Cpt. Marvel
No, chum, I had those devils right where I wanted them.

Off Panel
Marvel Family, your presence is required in my lair.

P2
Same shot but only Uncle Dudley remains. He looks shocked.

P3
Uncle Dudley looks a bit put out.

Dudley
Typical.

P4
Dudley walking away with the loot bags thrown over his shoulder.

Dudley
Ah well, I should at least make sure the candy stays safe.

PAGE NINE

P1
The wizard Shazam sits atop an imposing throne carved out of the rock walls of his own cave. The cave is lined with torches and the statues of the seven deadly sins. The Marvels are now all in superhero mode looking up towards the wiz.

Caption
The Rock of Eternity. Outside of the realms of human knowledge and the lair of the Wizard Shazam.

Shazam
Welcome to my eternal lair Marvel family. I, Shazam, have a request to make of you all.

P2
Over the wizard’s shoulder we see the Marvel’s looking at us.

Cpt. Marvel Jr.
You know us wiz. Whatever you want, you got it.

PAGE TEN

P1
Wizard now down off his throne and talking to Cpt. Marvel directly. A hand on his shoulder.

Shazam
I am troubled by developments in the city of Gotham. I am sure you are aware of the local legend there called Grundy’s Night?

Cpt. Marvel
Sure. It’s a kid’s rhyme isn’t it? Solomon Grundy, born on a Monday.

P2
Still in discussion

Shazam
This is no nursery rhyme my friend. I fear that someone has been dabbling in powers they do not understand and cannot control.

Mary Marvel
What do you mean by “no nursery rhyme?”

P3
Shazam looking on Mary with a bit of pride.

Shazam
Ah, always so incisive and wise my rose between two thorns. You are right to ask. Tonight someone has tried to perform the rituals that allow Solomon Grundy to rise out of Gotham Swamp. Both Grundy’s eternal prison and eternal womb.

Mary
But it didn’t work?

P4
Showing the wizard.

Shazam
Oh the spell worked to rise Grundy from the swamps, but not as the caster expected.

PAGE ELEVEN

P1
Robin clenching his jaw as Grundy looms over him.

Robin
Ouch.

P2
Robin rising and shooting his bat grappling hook at Grundy.

Robin
Welcome back Grundy. Long time no see.

P3
Solomon Grundy is bound with his arms straight to his sides and Robin kicking him in the gut.

Robin thinking
There is no way this is going to turn out well.

P4
Grundy laying on the ground. Robin is standing over him. In the distance a pudgier Solomon Grundy is looming closer with what looks like an old branch.

Robin thinking
This is REALLY not going to turn out well.

P5
Grundy is behind Robin about to smash down on him with both hands.

Robin
Uh oh, bad breath.

P6
Robin jumping over his Robin cycle that Grundy is now smashing instead of Robin

Robin
Son of a…

PAGE TWELVE

P1
Cpt. Marvel looking a bit confused.

Cpt. Marvel
An army of Grundies?

P2
Shazam reproaching him as if he were a misbehaving child.

Shazam
Not quite as many as an actual army corps, but essentially – yes.

Cpt. Marvel
Have they hurt anyone yet?

Shazam
They are trying but are so far unsuccessful.

P3
Mary Marvel looking like she’s figuring something out.

Mary
Wait a minute. Who did you say was in charge of the Grundies?

Shazam
I have not said my dear because this man wishes to remain anonymous. He has shielded his identity from me as best he can.

P4
Shazam conjuring up some glowing blue Solomon Grundies each carrying an item. The one with the mirror, the box and the stick are also there. Add more if you like with random mystical objects.

Shazam
Each of these creatures carries an item with a very specific property in common. Each one of these items has the ability to bind with the soul of its owner.

Beat

Shazam continues
I can only think of one man with the desire to hide away parts of his everlasting soul and to hide his existence from me…

P5
Close up of Shazam’s glowing conjuring ball thing that is in the shape of Felix Faust’s head.

Shazam
…Felix Faust!

P6
Marvel family posing again

Cpt. Marvel
Well Marvel Family. It looks like we’re going to Gotham.

PAGE THIRTEEN

P1
Robin standing over the ruins of his bike with his back against the wall, looking a bit worried at two approaching Grundies, covering their ears to the crack of thunder. There is a bolt of lightning overhead.

Grundy 1
Loud!

P2
The Marvels are looking at the Grundies who are no longer looking at Robin. Cpt. Marvel Jr. is cracking his knuckles.

Cpt. Marvel Jr.
Let’s bust some dead-heads.

One more thought

The new Dr. Fate? The old Question.

The Couriers + A Challenge for the Unknown

Couriers Vol. 1
Read Brian Wood and Rob G's The Couriers last night. Damn that was good comics. It was a mixture of comic book goodness, crazy ass action, insane story, kinetic energy and teen movie. So, yes, I liked it and wonder why I haven't read it before now.

Challenge for the Unknown
Since it's my last day in the office before my holiday vacation - yep, I'm taking a week to myself next week before going to Halifax where I may run in to Canada's cutest comic book couple Brian Lee O'Malley and Hope Larson or maybe Darwyn Cooke - I've decided to spend my time for the betterment of humanity. That's right I'm going to try and write a 22 page comic book story instead of doing any work. I guess it'll be my first foray into the realms of Fan Fic. And since my job basically sucks like a leech and nobody knows what I should be doing or what I can do I've decided to swing my career into Fanfic high-gear. It's ten minutes to nine right now, so if some poor soul is reading this with their morning coffee leave a comment on who I should take on. I'm willing to try any character that will result in some minor copyright violation or maybe I'll go my own route instead of being such a fanboy... only time will tell.

Thursday, December 14, 2006

Curse of Dracula

So I read Marv Wolfman and Gene Colan's 1998 Curse of Dracula the other night. I wanted to like it more. The whole double cross political thriller controlling the power behind the power aspect was a great idea. The rest was a bit confusing. The team had a lot of potential but were ultimately a bunch of cliches. The woman was raped, the men are fighting for the memory of lost loved ones. I do love the loose pencils but I tended to lose track of who was who and what was happening as much as I knew what was actually taking place. Sadly this just felt totally mediocre to me.

Wednesday, December 13, 2006

Wednesday's Loot - 13 December 2006

52 Week 32
The space heroes decide to take a heroic stance and the Titans have a membership drive. While both fun moments they also take the back seat to Ralph Dibny's journey further into himself and the meaning of life and death while interluding to fight a yeti. All in all I liked this issue more than the last few. It had a fun little story and advanced the plots shown in fun little ways.
I rate this comic: A bit of a return to form for 52 after a few duller weeks.

The Spirit #1
I was a bit hesitant to pick this up. I mean the original is just so damned good why would I need a remake? In the end it was the Darwyn Cooke drawing and writing that won me over and made me glad I picked this up. I like my comics to be different from the other media I buy and enjoy and that's where this comic delivers in spades. It is beautiful with fast action and strong characters and story. I like how The Spirit is essentially blurred or out of the picture for his initial sneaking sequences. Cooke knows when and what to show the reader and uses the comic frame to reinforce pretty much anything that's happening. When The Spirit is sneaking, we don't see him. When the chief is all over the place doing a million things at once he's in a panel multiple times. This is really a great update for a modern audience that doesn't ignore or disrespect the original material (from what I can tell). Then again I don't have reams of old Spirit material kicking around. I feel this is the comic book version of The Spirit that the Batman the Animated series was to the Batman franchise. It updated the character by using classic stories and structures to simply entertain rather than overtly homage the originals. These are new stories that are aware of a modern audience although based on classic material. And while fun to read this comic looks stunning.
I rate this comic: One of this year's best.

Tuesday, December 12, 2006

Reviews off the Starboard Bow!

Okay these reviews have absolutely nothing to do with sailing or the navy, or even pirates for that matter. Still, strap in as I briefly talk about Charles Burns’ Black Hole, The Man With the Screaming Brain and Hellblazer: Papa Midnite.

Black Hole
Reading Black Hole is a bit like reading someone’s life story or life’s work. In a lot of ways, I suppose that’s what it is having taken Charles Burns about a decade to complete the work or so I’ve read on the internet. While I generally don’t trust internet content that doesn’t make me laugh I’m fairly certain this is true because I trust the sources. Once this decade long fact is known it’s I found it difficult to approach this book without that fact lingering in the back of my mind. I found myself going out of my way to look for improvements to the artwork and refinement or contradictions in the story and characters. I have to say I didn’t notice anything remarkably different from beginning to end in terms of character presentation.

The story and the presentation are both simple and effective while not being simplistic or derivative. The plot of a sexually transmitted disease that manifests itself in horrible mutations on the infected could easily be the plot of any schlock horror movie and while there are elements of that in the story there is also a real heart to the story as well. The characters presented act and read like real teenagers stuck in a confusing time of their lives made all the more confusing by the possibility of horrible mutation by giving in to the desires of the flesh. This is a time when they are coming to terms with themselves, their place in the world and their own bodies which in and of itself is a confusing process. Add to the mix a horrible disease and you have yourselves a great story there folks.

These characters are charming because they feel genuine. Yes there is some melodrama but what high-school aged life didn’t have some melodrama in it? The melodrama in itself feels genuine for the age group and situation. The characters screw up and suffer their way through the curveballs life throws at them, just as they should be doing at that age. They want more and fumble in their attempts to get more out of what life has given them. They essentially, as the Queen song explicitly states, want to break free, and they do it through sex, drugs, booze and attempts at art. Only with the bug around they aren’t given much leeway to actually screw up without major consequences. This explores the same sort of themes and ideas as X-men claims to, only without the tights and the crime fighting. It takes an identifiable group that is already socially awkward and uses their “affliction” to explore ideas generally relegated to feminist, gender, queer or race politics and writing. Is it better to pass as “normal,” insulate your group or try to find an option outside of the obvious dichotomy. Sort of Archie with tentacles really.

As for the actual art of the book I love it. Then again I like most artwork that looks a bit like woodcuts. The panel layout of flashbacks and dream sequences are both obvious and subtle enough to indicate exactly what they are to you as the reader. I was a bit confused in trying to identify some of the characters in the beginning but that’s a general problem I have and could be me simply not paying enough attention as I read. Eventually one of the male leads gets a haircut and identification gets easier from there.

Not being a fan of stream of consciousness storytelling I was glad it was kept to a minimum in this book. It was a few moments of thematic and symbolic fancy that didn’t distract too much from the rest of the plot for me. Just because I don’t like it doesn’t mean it isn’t good.

So, all in all, the accolades you’ve read are well founded. This is a great book exploring how people try to fit into the world. But with sideshow freaks.

The Man with the Screaming Brain
This is the comic book version of a Bruce Campbell B-movie and it delivers exactly that. The tough guys are extra tough, every woman is a sexy bombshell, plus robots and evil scientists transplanting brains with a riff on the possessed hand from Evil Dead 2. Definitely worth a quick read.

Hellblazer: Papa Midnite
I enjoyed this as a back story to a character I haven’t read a lot about. I know he’s part of the Constantine mythos and all that but I’ve only really read a lot of the more recent stuff in trade available at the library. Which I find rather awesome that my tax dollars are buying comics about black magic and demons. This felt this comic was a bit like a pilot episode for a TV spinoff. It’s rare that they work out but if they find their own feet they can work and grow into something unique. I do like the nature of the curse on Papa Midnite but I fear if this became a series there would be too many gangstas for me to stick with it for very long.

Monday, December 11, 2006

Holiday Balls

Hello everyone. Since Marvel released their version of cut-out Christmas tree baubles I figured it was time to make our own. Let's see if you can predict what will happen in Civil War and the fall out in cut out circular form. Please make your own Christmas-tree bauble that predicts something that will happen in the Marvel Universe and I'll compile a list of links. I'd offer to post an image but I tend to have trouble getting images posted here on the best of days.

I predict two things: The Punisher will kick Spider-man so hard he'll change the spelling of his name to Spiderman since it'll be easier than correcting the internet usage.


I also predict a Hercules and Ghost Rider team up, perhaps as The Champions.



That kick was lifted from
Chris's ISB who does a better job of finding kicks to the general head-facial area in comics, than I could ever dream possible. The second one I'm not too sure where I found it but let me know and I'll link you.

Thursday, December 07, 2006

So comics are my thing

I was at a Festivus Party last night and we all discovered that comics are my thing. There were people claiming to be things like Semilliers, or movie afficianados, chronic shoe buyers, my wife is a bag lady - um that isn't right. She likes purses. I told my wife if I ever use afficianado in an unironic way she could punch me as hard as she can. I said I'm a bit of a comic book afficianado to make fun of the movie afficianado.

Turns out being a movie afficianado means you like really boring movies.

Me, I just like the punching and the kicking and whatnot.

Wednesday, December 06, 2006

Wednesday's Loot - 06 December 2006

Well the end of the year is rapidly approaching and I'm apparently buying more comics.

52 Week 31
Okay Cpt. Comet? Ew. Just ew. I'm pretty sure people are right about Booster Gold and Supernova. And I did enjoy Ralph's part of the story this week. I'm a sucker for detective stories with mystical helmet sidekicks I guess. Plus, I'm telling you people - repeatedly - Ralph and helmet are the parallel to Booster and Skeets. Why do you think it was him talking to Supernova? Otherwise the entire space battle as a setup for the next installment of the space bound heroes was quite clever in my book. I guess they've teamed up with Akron's head now. I do like that their story went from castaways to one big-bad head chasing them while relying on an outsider to being faced with gruesomely powerful almost insurmountable odds. And the bug-dude Green Lantern earring = brilliant flourish.
I rate this comic: A decent Sci-fi battle and other creepiness/setups.

Agents of Atlas #5
Another fun issue of a really great team based book. This is the issue where the team throws the smackdown on each other then makes up. I like this team a lot, Parker has a great sense of character dialogue and interaction. If you haven't been buying these get the trade when it's out or better yet, seek the back issues. It'll be a great read for your flight home to spend time with the family. And it'll show you that talking gorillas, aliens and robots wouldn't make your family gatherings more fun they would just add explosions which are deadly in real life.
I rate this comic: Still fantastic, if not getting better.

Manhunter #26
I'm glad I managed to get this after getting #25 so long ago. I thought I may have missed an issue or two but "yay!" Again, why the fuck wasn't I reading this before? This really is the series for me. Clever dialogue that is self aware, separate and distinct characters that act and sound like individuals with interesting plots. Tell me you didn't snicker when Kate asks why the courts waited over a year to get to this point? The relationship with Wonder Woman is something I like as well. She should be a tutor. Makes sense that she should help a sister out. I do wish I had read more than just this issue and the last issue because I don't really know anything about any of the characters (other than the fact they're well written). I'm on for the long haul here folks. And that preview should cause some general pants defiling for the fans of that guy.
I rate this comic: Exactly the type of comic I like.

Detective Comics #826
Some dodgy art aside this was the best issue of Robin I've ever read! What? This was... ah, damn. Okay, best issue of Detective that focusses on Robin I've read in a long time. I think Dini should put on classes about writing Joker stories. The Joker is unbelievably disturbing in this issue but his antics hit the evil funny bone for me at least. And that punch to the teeth was just nasty of Robin. Damn, that kid got cold. I do think "going Batman on his ass" should be used more often but with the whole gay subtext and generally homophobic jokes at their expense, having Robin deliver the line is kind of unfortunate, or brilliant. I can't decide. Still, this was a great Holiday story even if I couldn't tell that was Dick Grayson or Bruce Wayne.
I rate this comic: My surprising Holiday Special.

hypnoray: Phase Beta Commences

I've been working on a post about media convergence since Monday but work and life have gotten in the way again. It seems that not blogging is the new black these days on the internerd. It will go up at some point between grumbling about having the work Christmas Party cancelled and other holiday merryment. I've also just caved and hit the "yes I want to use Blogger Beta" button because I got tired of being asked about it every time I logged in.

Pride of Baghdad
This is a fantastic book that is all around engaging and has Brian K. Vaughn's answer to the age old question of who would win - Grizzly Bear or Lion? The answer was a bit of a cop-out but still pretty bloody as you'd expect with a touch of melodrama. But honestly, I don't need the lion rape.

Friday, December 01, 2006

Gray and Greyer

I haven’t posted some reviews of comic trades you’ve probably already read a long time ago, in a while. So here goes.

Today you get Courtney Crumrin and the Night Things and The Incredible Hulk: Ground Zero. Now, I also read two Hellblazer trades – Staring at the Wall and Stations of the Cross – but by now you probably know that I’m enjoying his dark arts a bit too much. All I’ll say is that I was happy to read a couple of story arcs in context and I like how the apocalypse isn’t really avoided with any consequences. Good stuff, just hide it from the kids or your Christian friends who point out evil things. Unless you like fingers stuffed in your face, then whatever.

I wasn’t too sure I should have been requesting Courtney Crumrin books from the library but I figured I could tell them it was for my kid or something if anyone asked. Thankfully nobody seems to be taking out the comics but the kids so, really I shouldn’t mention what a great, free, source of comics the Ottawa Public Library is so I can keep it to myself. But I had heard good things about the series and I was looking for something that was an easy escape from my generally cynical existence these days.

Yeah, if you’ve read this comic you’ll see the irony of that last statement. Wow, this is not a happy lovely kids book. It’s a brilliantly insightful collection of stories about the pain and agony of growing into a world that is essentially a shell of everything you were told it was. Your parents are fake, unthinking gobs of humanity trying to sound important and appear impressive without actually working to do anything important or impressive. And the people they are trying to impress have themselves not actually done anything except have their parents die and leave them money. So this isn’t exactly the tween or teenage version of Baby Einstein videos.

What it is, is fucking brilliant. This is the kind of comic I’ll be giving my kids, especially if I have a daughter who likes to read. It is the perfect mix of fantasy and reality that really just treats its intended audience as someone who wants a good story instead of a fragile mind waiting to be molded into banality. This is the goth cousin of the frantic Muppet Show that actually gave my generation a sense of humour and sense of adventure and play. Yes I know we’re talking two different mediums for two different age groups. If I was forced to compare this comic to other comics I’d say its closest relation would be the Scott Pilgrim books. One writer artist in black and white that focus around a charming lead character in an interesting world that goes off into wild directions – only one has video games and the other has witchcraft.

The Hulky Stuff
So is this meant to be good or bad Peter David? I can’t remember which story arcs people liked him writing because I’m not the biggest Hulk fan in the world. I gave up on Planet Hulk even though I was basically enjoying it. Then again I was enjoying Aquaman as well and gave up. Really for no particular reason either. They just weren’t doing something for me.

Anyway there were a couple of things I couldn’t get over in this. The first was the horrible typo on the back cover. It’s “an end” Marvel, not “and end.” I know you’re the “art” focused group but c’mon. And the other was that every white male character seemed to have the same haircut. They all looked like that zombie skeleton from The Cramps album cover of Bad Music for Bad People. I know both of these aren’t Peter David’s fault – most likely an editor and Todd McFarlin, but I had a hard time getting over it.

As for the actual story it’s really great superhero action. The Hulk is like a vampire that’s in his grey and smart phase and is trying to go with the help of Rick Jones and some rogue SHIELD agent to get rid of the US government’s stockpile of gamma bombs. What ensues is something you don’t see anymore in comics. A story arc that is connected and works together as a larger story but each separate issue can be read on its own. If nothing else, this showed me that comics haven’t really evolved because they have eliminated the need for craft. When you don’t need to force a story to fit a format then what’s the point of the format?

I don’t want to get into the writing for the trade thing again but honestly, I really like this type of storytelling. A plot is furthered but each stop on the journey is separate and unique. It was used well in television series like Alias, Angel and Buffy and in comics of the past but really hasn’t been seen that much lately. Or maybe just not in what I read and I don’t read that much anymore.

This is a great timepiece that has visual flaws – dated artwork (not a big deal really), but when it’s one uber-glossy paper you wonder why they didn’t redo the colouring? But the structure, pacing and plot are simply fantastic and show what skills have really been lost in the evolution of comics. Yes, I am missing the old days because they were actually better in this particular case.